Sunday, March 7, 2010

Hey Papa

So this morning I woke up after a decently chill night of some beer and pizza at my favorite spot in BA so far, and ----------skip to the next sentence if you`re squeamish, or are eating----------- had perhaps the largest bowel movement of my entire life. Largest in all respects-including the length of the operation. One might call it miraculous ----------OK---------- This inconsequential (to anyone else but me) start to my day naturally brought to mind my Papa. For those that are reading that know him, you know why, but I can`t really explain to everyone else how much joy these kinds of things give him, and how much I`ve laughed my ass off at his accounts of such moving, precious moments. I was reminded his birthday is coming up, so hey Pops, happy early birthday! Wish I could be there to celebrate it, but I`m thinking about you anyway.

On Buenos Aires, I love this city. I think if anyone in the entire world came here, they would find something that they liked about it. Like I was kind of saying in one of the posts, how you feel the European and Latin mix, it`s really really awesome. As much as I absolutely loved Brazil, and would have loved to go back (if my passport with the Visa hadn`t been stolen), BA is really cool too. It`s comfortable, it feels a little more like New York than anywhere I`ve been so far. And it`s a dream to walk around. It`s crazy that with the state of the economy here, the city manages to function so well and be so pretty. Buttttt, it`s also crazy to see entire families, mom, dad, babies, and dogs sleeping together in the street.

I`m in San Telmo right now, near a really huge street market. I guess it happens every Sunday, and it`s gotta be over a mile long, just selling all kinds of cool stuff. It`s pretty touristy, but even the mix of tourists here is really cool. I usually hate hanging around touristy parts for so many reasons, but the crowd is awesome. Everyone thinks I`m Brazilian, and I`m getting a kick out of it. When I am talking to somebody and reach the limit of my Spanish, they`ll just say something in Portuguese, it`s funny, and flattering. Brazilians are so hot, haha.

Last night, I ended up at Piola again. It`s like my cheers. I know the owner, I know the managers, but my bartender friend, Anastasia, worked her last night yesterday. But her boyfriend owns an oxygen bar in Palermo, so I guess I`ll have to give that a try. I`ve only ever heard of people going to one, I`ve never actually considered it for myself. But anyway, at Piola I met these two really funny 50-something ladies from Maine (heyyy Becca). They were cracking me up. Both are single, one just got divorced after 21 years of marriage, and the other hasn`t been married, and they are on a tour de force down here, enjoying the men as much as they can, hahaha. They were trying to bring me home with them, jokingly, but I explained a lot of things, and now we can work as a team. They could drink me under the table though, they`re insane. They actually drank too much and left early, then I met a Mexican dad and son who were hear looking for schools. They were really cool, and it felt good talking to Mexicans because I can understand them better when they speak. But I love this freaking bar! It`s the perfect mix of people-locals, tourists, families, couples, gay, straight, eating, drinking, and everybody that goes there is nice, it`s so much nicer than being at a bar in NY. People actually talk to other people here.  How wild.

The neighborhood where I am living is pretty busy and loud during the week, and I like that. It is totally crazy though, how much this city shuts down on the weekends. So many things are closed, and the streets are so empty. A lot of people leave the city for weekends, from what I`ve been told, but even so, it`s nearly dead! It`s nice to have that break from the pace though.

Alright, I`m going to try to make some phone calls now, and then I might go see Alice in Wonderland. Everyone here is going crazy for it.

4 comments:

  1. Oh good, you got the wing-women I sent you.

    You're welcome.

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  2. Zach´s mom: I laughed a lot with your post! Thanks!

    I´m just worried with him, that´s it. Actually, my mom is worried too, and I have a lot of her over-protective personality.

    But we don´t have to worry. Zach is more smart than we think. He will be fine. He IS fine, actually!

    Let´s have a coffee and let him have some fun. ;D

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  3. the reason we are friends: you blog about your bowel movements.

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  4. I guess I, too must add my own comments about the "bm" moment. I'm so proud of you! I've got tears in my eyes. It's not too often you get to experience what you experienced that day. And that's all I'll say. Zach you and I can talk more in detail when you return.
    I love your Piola!!! All the people you are meeting sound just awesome. Like what more could you possibly want, right? Again, I'm picturing in my head and I'm just in heaven for you.
    Can't wait to hear more about the neighbors...
    hope they become good friends and not just obnoxious domestic violence criminals! ha ha ha
    love you!!
    denae

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